Ubaldo Jimenez used Tim Lincecum as his experimental playground whipping boy today as the Colorado Rockies beat the San Francisco Giants 4-0. Jimenez looked like a combination of Randy Johnson and Pedro Martinez out there today. Lincecum actually looked better than in his last few starts, but he still couldn’t master his command. I wonder what kind of software upgrade Jimenez got this off-season, because I remember him in the ’07 World Series looking like an average pitcher who was over-hyped because of his bullet train fastball. Now he looks like he’s going to unseat Lincecum for a few consecutive Cy Youngs in the NL (no offense to Doc Halladay, who is unequivocally a fuckin’ badass).