To this date, of all the ballparks I’ve had 50 or more plate appearances in, Pittsburgh’s PNC Park is the only one I haven’t homered in. So far in my career, I’ve slashed .265/.302/.388 in 53 PAs at PNC Park with a 54 OPS+. In 2863 career PAs I have 128 homers with a .287/.387/.511 slash line and 141 OPS+. Please don’t ever trade me to Pittsburgh.
What’s my name?